What I Saw At The Gym: Kind Of Like A Solar Eclipse

Is just me or are some of the belongings that persons wear to the gym enough to burn your retina, permanently? You know like a astral eclipse when the experts warn that looking right at it without a cleanser will beget irreparable damage. Read on for particulars but be warned, this will not be pretty.

Here the deal: I am not a high carve gym guy. I’ll wear an occasional Nike brief and even more infrequently a logo shirt. On the other hand the sights I see at the gym can actually hurt your eyes if you look too long or gape too hard. So as not be sexist please know that the conditions and descriptions mentioned herein apply to both men and women.

There are expected categories for the attire people want to wear to workout and if there are no ceremonial ones then I am here to make them up. The way I see it breaks down like this:

Terminally Fashionable: This god or goddess of workout is adorned head to toe in logo madness. Shirt, chinos or shorts (or both), socks, shoes and hat all charmingly aligned. These are the same persons that seem to not sweat and may well send their workout clothes to the dry cleaner for that “just pressed” look. These are some of the same fabulous people that use the cell call although on foot the treadmill.

The Rumpled Ones: Though this can appear any day or time of the week, I find it to be especially biggest on weekend mornings, say approximately 7 or 8 a.m. Bed head in place, crispy eyes, the “what the hell am I doing here subsequent to the article I did last night” look; you know the ones. They do have a certain classiness in their craggy shirts and long, made for the beach, batten shorts. One article I base to be true though is that they are concerted to work hard and I have watched their improvements over time. I applaud these persons for not caring about what’s going on superficially outside. They care about fallout and it shows.

Stuck In The 70’s: Tennis shorts, tucked in shirt, ankle high white socks with a portable 8 track player. All right I exaggerate, but not by much. These folks, once more hard working, need to get one foot into the current millennium.

TMI (Too Much Information): Let’s be clear here, no one I know wants to see that much of you or your parts. Just the other day I was doing a stretch on the floor. The women next to me, all of 7 feet away, was splayed over a ball in a tight thin Cotton leotard like garment. She was not wearing any undergarments, this was obvious as in one checking I knew the buff toe had been spotted and refused to look back. Yes I am a healthy hetero male and no I do not need that much information. The male equal (perhaps they are related) insists on wearing brief running shorts, once more without any undergarments. I devotedly call him FedEx as his box delivers at the gym. Again TMI!

One article that all these ladies and gentlemen have in common is a appetite to get off their butts and get to the gym. They are airy years ahead of the slugs that are session on the bed consumption Twinkies and chasing them with beer. I am of the mind that folks are treats to have subsequent to you have done the workout! The existence is that what people wear is meaningless, fun to babysit and communicate about, but aimless none-the-less. This applies to everyone except FedEx. Please, I implore you for the sake of mankind, wear something under folks brief shorts or take a cue from the Terminally Fashionable and disburse a couple of dough to get your workout attire an complete makeover. If you don’t bandage up others will run the risk of permanent retina damage, just like a astral eclipse.

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Sandy Sah is a highly qualified blogger. He owns many blogs on variety of topics. He has expertise in the health, education and entertainment field. This site is owned by him. He did his doctorate in health sciences. He also accepts request for guest blogging.

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